Tit Punch

"When I first got here, I had troubles like you. There was a disagreement. Then we brawled. That's how you settled things. And if I'd have won, I'd have been la jefa."

- Miss Rosa to Piper Chapman

"Tit Punch" is the second episode of Season One of Netflix's Orange Is the New Black. It was written by Marco Ramirez and directed by Uta Briesewitz. It is the second episode of the series overall and premiered on July 11, 2013.

Synopsis
After insulting the prison chef and suffering the consequences, Piper must come up with an acceptable form of apology.

Starring

 * Taylor Schilling as Piper Chapman
 * Laura Prepon as Alex Vause
 * Michael Harney as Sam Healy
 * Michelle Hurst as Miss Claudette
 * Kate Mulgrew as Galina "Red" Reznikov
 * Jason Biggs as Larry Bloom

Guest Starring

 * Danielle Brooks as Tasha "Taystee" Jefferson
 * Laverne Cox as Sophia Burset
 * Joel Marsh Garland as Scott O'Neill
 * Annie Golden as Norma Romano
 * Natasha Lyonne as Nicky Nichols
 * Matt Peters as Joel Luschek
 * Elizabeth Rodriguez as Aleida Diaz
 * Nick Sandow as Joe Caputo
 * Yael Stone as Lorna Morello

Special Guest Star

 * Pablo Schreiber as George Mendez

Co-Starring

 * Uzo Aduba as Crazy Eyes
 * Michele Ammon as Female Host
 * Madeline Brewer as Tricia Miller
 * Jackie Cruz as Marisol "Flaca" Gonzales
 * Catherine Curtin as Wanda Bell
 * Lea DeLaria as Carrie "Big Boo" Black
 * Maria Dizzia as Polly Harper
 * Diane Guerrero as Maritza Ramos
 * Vicky Jeudy as Janae Watson
 * Nahanni Johnstone as Marina
 * Gregory Korostishevsky as Dmitri
 * Marina Kotovnikov as Sonya
 * Selenis Leyva as Gloria Mendoza
 * Matt McGorry as John Bennett
 * Emma Myles as Leanne Taylor
 * Jessica Pimentel as Maria Ruiz
 * Dascha Polanco as Dayanara Diaz
 * Alysia Reiner as Natalie Figueroa
 * Barbara Rosenblat as Miss Rosa
 * David Ross as Ganya
 * Abigail Savage as Gina Murphy
 * Kaipo Schwab as Igme Dimaguiba
 * Constance Shulman as Yoga Jones
 * Nick Stevenson as Pete Harper
 * Harold Surratt as J. Thompson
 * Lori Tan Chinn as Chang
 * Lin Tucci as Anita DeMarco
 * Samira Wiley as Poussey Washington

Production Notes

 * The joke ending in the punchline "he's not an eggplant, he's retarded" is delivered by three different characters in three different episodes. This is the first time the punchline was used, this time by Red. The next is by Nicky in "Can't Fix Crazy".